5. Xrays of your lungs look like a white Christmas tree and can possible be turned into trendy holiday cards.
4. Get your Moses groove on: tell people you have pneumonia and the seas part around you.
3. Finally be able to convince all your students you are NOT a closeted chain smoker.
2. Learn 2nd meanings for French words. Ex: "foyer". This means an entryway in your house (you know, like a foyer!) or, that other wacky tricky 2nd definition: pneumonia. (Why? Because a hearth is in a foyer and it's the hotbed of the house? And infections are hot? This question is bothering me more than the coughing)
1. Simultaneously fascinate your kids by looking like a Storm Trooper while also creating bag-envy with your friends by flouting a super-chic blue leather carrying case.
