What is a head lice's favorite Broadway musical?
"Hair"
What did the headlice say when their host went to the barber?
"There goes the neighborhood."
What do you call head lice on a bald person?
Homeless
Where do mountain-climbing head lice go?
The widow's peak
What is the favorite hobby of head lice?
Nitting
Friday, April 23, 2010
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