What is a head lice's favorite Broadway musical?
"Hair"
What did the headlice say when their host went to the barber?
"There goes the neighborhood."
What do you call head lice on a bald person?
Homeless
Where do mountain-climbing head lice go?
The widow's peak
What is the favorite hobby of head lice?
Nitting
Friday, April 23, 2010
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What a fun way to start my morning, Julie! Glad you see the humor in the situation!
...and for more head lice jokes, I found an ENTIRE blog about them. The name of the blog is "Head Lice Can Be Fun." Here's the link:
http://headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com/
Enjoy! Oh, and have a lice weekend!
;-)
Come on Sandy Don't give away all my secrets! That's exactly where I got the jokes from! ha ha
Oh my, that's so funny! I was just doing a quick Google search so I could post my OWN lice joke, when I came across that blog sight, haha!
Most of my jokes are pretty lousy, too.
Nice one Dan. That one is on the site too!
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